YEA!!! I'll throw you a non-baby shower.
Her gag reflex was as absent as a father figure must have been in her childhood
dude I just realized something - girls return my clothes washed so in thought bringing girls home is like avoiding going to the laundramat
there were at least 5 of us standing around the bathroom stall cheering you on to throw up.
see if i had a dick i'd definitely smack people in the face with it
yeah...i noticed he pets people when he's drunk. It's odd.
Passing out during sex is actually quite pleasant. its like being rocked to sleep with a penis
The drunk teletubby stumbling out of the place tipped me off..
I found them on a couch next to the sidewalk screaming at cars with a megaphone. Kevin chased the mailman with a jello shot.
that's where you went wrong. never assume I'm adult enough to do something on my own.
I'd just like to formally thank you for the size of your dick. The gods must really love you.
Well at least I will forever be known as the girl he ate out on the lifeguard stand while people walked by. On the first date.
He threatened my life and my car because I called you. Are you sure you never slept with him ?
Honestly, if you don't have a lawsuit pending against you by this time tomorrow, I'll be impressed.
My professor just said irregardless, get me out of here
I guess he's ir-illiterate
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