Yeah we had sex for the first time last night and all the text he sent me afterwards said was “heh”
It was as awful as eating cow testicles on fear factor and not winning and realizing you ate balls for nothing.
Just shaved my legs with toilet water in a walgreens bathroom. I am so classy.
it's one of those mornings where you are proud of yourself just for waking up.
The last thing i remember is saying breakfast beer and carrying the keg to my room and locking the door.
he doesn't drink and he's an emt - he'll be our dd for nye in exchange for a threesome tomorrow afternoon.
If I remember who won the superbowl tomorrow morning.. I think I'm just going to quit drinking. There really won't be a point anymore
Registered sex offender is the model in class today.... There are too many things wrong with him getting naked in front of a lot of college students.
I would ask what did you do but I feel like who did you do is probably more appropriate
I was looking threw the photos on my phone. There is 8 different ones of us peeing on things.
Either she's trying to smother me and failing, or she just has a really bad sense of where her tits should go.
I'm not sorry for loving America more than everyone else
i was sitting on the kitchen floor shaking my gallon of vodka at people and asking if they wanted to climb the heaven hill... getting dumped is the best thing that has ever happend to me
I told her I wanted to go swimming and she responded with jello shots, taking off her clothes, and jumping into the pool...I think I'm in love
I have a dinner date combo blowjob event with Tristan tonight.
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