Mom and Dad are dead. Trust fund
I told my mom happy mother's day then rubbed my belly and said "Oh, and happy grandmother's day too..." She started sobbing. You were right, that wasn't the best way to tell her.
I found a picture of my kindergarten class. Now you can see whose peer pressure I succumbed to.
So many stories. To uyou are sober. I heart you though. Jesus. Dirrty dancing jusyt came oine!!no. Lie.
No, pictures of your dick will not make me feel better about my grandmother having a brain tumor.
Just called the bar: "hi this is the girl who you kicked out for excessive bleeding, do you happen to have my coat?"
Yes, that was ME getting carried out of the club singing 'i believe i can fly'
So me and him are making out, and the other two are on the couch behind us. he randomly stops kissing me and goes "oh god I think she just took off her shirt" I look behind me and I see her tits flapping up and down. This man has amazing senses..
So I deleted all the text from my phone, was looking for my mom's coffee order and show the coffee guy the pic of me eating pussy.
apparently when we were gone the parents play strip connect 4
I will pepper spray him so fast I don't even care
Grateful to be alive soliciting dick pics. Thankful i'm alive for these little things and especially these big ones too.
My good Christian morals say no, but my complete disregard of anything related to religion says yes
Went to go look for a friend that was missing since 3am, found her passed out in the hallway of the apartment, guessing it was a good night
i gotta say this to some one...... my penis feels sooooooooo sooooooft, its amazing
like for real, sooooooooooooooo smoooooooooooooth its amazing
I can't wait for you to read this text tomorrow
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