I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
dude u gotta turn down the techno when u bang that chick its creepy
I think you should know he took my pants (buttons and zippers included) and my thong off with his mouth alone. I found my husband
Plus apparently whenever one of her friends loses their virginity they get a party with a funfetti cake which I found funny
Hey, my drug test is at 4:15 tomorrow. I'll meet you 5 minutes later.
we were boning in the bathroom when her boyfriend came upstairs. I wish i could remember what happened next more clearly, because it had to have been hilarious
dizzyuy bat. 3.453 lkos. hoit sx, now im single. blackouteed
The doctor told me if I woke up with a broken foot and don't know how it happened, I might want to look into getting treatment.
Close. The correct answer is shitting in a public toilet. We also would have accepted the pit of despair.
He was more tolerable with alcohol in my system. I woke up to him squeezing me and telling me how he wanted to dip me in strawberry jam.
You're about to fuck a guy with a sweatshirt tied around his waist like a mensurating 13 year old. Get your priorities straight, you're graduating tomorrow.
He's afraid of heights. How do I know, you ask? Blowjob on his roof.
you're avoiding the subject, i want to know how you ended up at the strip club with the dog, fucker
shes taking the breakup well, i walked in on her naked passed out wearing a turban with a bag of peanut butter choc chips in hand at 5 in the afternoon.
I put the area codes from ludacris' "area codes" into our expensive data visualization software at work, it's been a productive day
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