have you facebook stalked him yet?
No, I don’t know his last name...
Just google his license plate numb
I had sex with him, and then he gave me a $5 Starbucks gift card. Totally worth it
this is no time to have dignity 4/20 is coming
I mean I woke up wearing my bathing suit which blows my mind
just heard a glass bottle fall in lecture and my first thought was to yell party foul.....is it friday yet?
Pushiiing vjews 4 ma daz caik
Lyk hr kuds 4
Great. Woke up in Ts room wearing one sock, a glove and a beret with a sorrority chick CLEARLY out of my league. Jose Cuervo you ARE a friend of mine.
If you feel like laying around and watching a movie, that's where I'll be for the next several hours not moving, blaming others, and generally feeling sorry for myself.
Is it bad that all my wine bottles have teeth marks in the cork?
It took me fifteen minutes to go from puking on my doorstep infront of my old lady neighbor to legit presentable person able to care for children. Bronzing powder and I deserve an award.
..puke & rally mid art final. HAPPY CINCO DE MAYO!
If he survived pride he can survive a gay bar
Exactly best part of my night he took of his shirt and surprise traveler fanny pack
No matter how many miles separate us, I will always be here to get you through whiskey shots.
He somehow always manages to get me naked within 5 minutes of being together. It's like fucking witchcraft.
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