So chef boyardee smells exactly the same after you throw it up
i literally discovered the exact same thing last week. i had the lasagna one
ravioli
cell reception changed and I can no longer text you from the toilet... that means I'll be texting you less often, just fyi
Now have a vodka water and get your shit together
Your place is a magnet for either righteous parties or crippling alcohol dependency. Lets find out which together
btw I told him that the only way he was gonna get to eat you out was if he smothered your vag with grits..
Waking up in a NH rest stop and reading through my texts is definitely a familiar low
It could happen. I haven't creeped the rest of the guest list yet.
Just creeped. Everyone is a passable 7. Orgy is a go!
...I think I just watched a boy make a sandwich seductively. What.
I've had sex to the movie Tommy Boy too many times to be acceptable.
My dad told me to bring weed to easter Sunday dinner..
You texted me the words "butt stuff" 53 times in a four hour period last night.
was that the third sophomore you've banged this week?
third one in three days
I don't really care where everyone ended up, but is everyone alive and not in jail?
Not in jail
Alive?
He is 6'5, went to a Christian school and he's a violinist....I'm going to fuck the jesus right out of him.
He's such a jerk. If only his penis was attached to someone else
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