Was just hit on by a guy with 2 kids and one was named Rocky. I need to get out of Buena Park.
so apparently telling her she could shit easier and therefore lose weight faster wasn't the best arguement for getting anal.
Definitely saw about 20 people at my final that were never present before. It's like seeing who's gonna be serving me fries in 4 years.
Ive been tazing him too get him immuned. He will be unstopable.
you kind of just crawled on top of him. that was the point at which i became concerned with how drunk you were.
I'm sorry. I think I have multiple personalities. Or it was the acid. Either way. I'm sorry.
Then, halfway through our conversation, I remembered what you drunkenly told me last night and was all "maintain eye contact, do not look at his massive penis".
Just considered playing a drinking game with powerade with my sister so she would get some fluids in her. I do so well with sick people.
It's not that I even wanna fuck these guys anymore, just cuddle that's all. My conscience has never been so proud.
I snapchatted his face mid sex. Needless to say, I don't think I'll ever see him again.
I called my mom while I was blackout drunk, and told her I was drunk, safe, and happy. But really, I was just drunk.
It was a good dick. I give credit where credit is due. A good dick deserves praise.
is it just me or does "lol" kill any sort of vibe while sexting?
If you can't trust the person at the taco cabana drive thru, who can you trust?!
Disclaimer- Don’t worry about my wounded nip. I put a bandaid on it.
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