people and things i regret. that's what i want to do tonight.
I'm pouring my heart out in these texts and you're going around showing everyone???
I totally give up. Optimus Prime just fell from the top of the Great Pyramid into the hypostyle hall at Karnak.
the $20 limit for secret santa doesn't apply to me cause you know a half gram of coke is more than $20
He said I was cute and he handed me a stuffed bear from his car. I don't care that he was 80, I named it Hector.
I mean he did ask and he said it's cold out but i didn't realize we were that comfortable hahaha sex is one thing but borrowing a sweatshirt?
Locking that text forever.
how is it that I keep meeting up with you when Im drunk?
you stand on my porch screaming my name until I come out with you...
Awareness is good for change and all, but ignorance is bliss. I like bliss.
I just need some breakup sex yanno like filthy wish fulfilling breakup sex to make me forget what I never had
Too bad, iambic pentameter is a drunk specialty of mine.
WHAT A DUMBASS ugh I'm so glad he looks like a middle aged dad now
Also, if you don't fuck me soon, I will die. I don't want to die like that.
You were wearing a sequin mini, with Tevas. And you still got laid.
All I recall is being at the strip club doing dark rum shots and then puking a question mark on the wall above the garbage can in the men's room and having diarrhea in the sink. 6th drunkest I've ever been without blacking out.
Come on baby if you haven't had a Charleston chew eatin out of your ass you just ain't livin right.
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