As per my father's affair, married men are no longer off limits.
Am I allowed to say that I would really enjoy blowing you again? Or does that fall into the "nothing changes between us" catagory?
Honestly... isn't she a psych major? how does she go through life NOT realizing that everything she does is a cry for help?
Is it possible to dent your eyeball? And how do you "accidentally" go cosmic bowling?
I would not be 19 again if you paid me. Guess who found naked pictures of themselves? Fuck cocaine
We dug deep emotionally while eating cereal
No more weed for you
He managed to crash an entire train of shopping carts into a wall. I think he noticed my implants.
I had sex on a dinosaur comforter, tell me that does not define my life.
I'd let you fuck my husband in the future, that's how much I love you
do you ever look at a card in your wallet and reminisce about all of the drugs youve done with it?
I can't adult today.
Take a nap and try again
I have to buy a couch. There's nothing more adult than buying a couch on a Tuesday.
He got you flowers. How bad can the sex really be?
Harry Potter pub crawl tonight. You know you're living your life right when your check list for the evening is wizard robes, wand and acid.
We were having sex and he started doing some weird swivel move. I was like wtf and he said sorry just trying to pop my knee.
Its not something you can force it it just has to happen like a rainbow or pooping
Randomize
