I gave him a blowie and after he said he wanted to send a giftbasket to the girl we met through.
any advancement on the stomach flu vs. pregnancy scare of '10?
Not quite sure what happened last night. I'll drive your dresser over to you later.....
He's just a really nice guy who stuck his tongue in the wrong place.
I think I threw my underwear away at What-A-Burger last night.
I just woke up from quarter beer tuesdays wearing 3 pairs of underwear, none of which are the ones I left wearing...2 Around my waist and one around my shoulder in an attempt at a bra. At least drunk me tries to be decent?
Also, I found out that my dad has the name of every boy that I've ever dated and their physical description, car type and tag number stored in his computer.
Apparently Angela went missing once and he says he learned were to look first and that it's best to have information on hand.
Well we were going to compare notes, but all I could remember was throwing up, and all she could remember was kissing, so then we decided to not compare anything.
I'm seriously considering refraining from drinking on school nights.
I like how you say that with 4 school days left of the school year..
I think it's a scientific achievement that I can make jelly that is 95% vodka so suck it up.
Got too starbucks. 3out of the 4 girls working i have ducked and haven't ever called. My coffee has dick written on it. It may contain spit by pumpkin lattes are only once a year
This isn't good. I can't find my mom. This is why we don't give her Fireball.
That's why my New Years resolution was no more blondes. They're all bad news
I'm more heavily invested in that tequila than you are
Tell him to put up or shut up. Can't be dangling dick in front of ho's without delivering.
It's just disrespectful
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