So he flipped me over and suddenly went limp then told me he was thinking about his ex.
so you punched his junk, right?
so i replaced his speed with my ped egg shaveings
dont u have athletes foot?
We sat in your minivan all night in a parking lot pretending we were in the magic school bus going to the sun
I feel like I am becoming dumber sitting here in class than I would be sitting on the couch smoking weed.
I have seen more male genitalia at this party tonight than I ever want to see again in my entire life.
I'm going to listen to christmas music to trick my body into cooling off.
getting up at 8am to start drinking seemed like a much better idea before I had to wake up at 8am
and it seems i've caught your masturbating bug. thanks.
So I was trying to finish off that sick uv whipped and I chased it with yogurt. Not a good idea
Like sorry you chose to have an attractive girlfriend dude
My ex-fiancee UPS-ed me a sixer of tall boys, and a fifth of bourbon for christmas, from halfway across the country. What does this mean?
I decided not to look up the nudes, because I believe that there is a line, and that mocking my old classmate's horrid nudes alone crosses that line.
Don't remember our skype call last night too well, but did I pee while skyping you?
He was like the most intimidating looking guy you've seen in your life except he was really shittily doing the two step
Pandemic Silver Lining: cheap hotel rates makes it easier to have afternoon fun with my side dick
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