You look at her and you just know the only action she's gotten is from her tampon..
so he made me dinner last pm @whch point i askd if i could help out. he hands me his fucking laundry and asks me 2 do it
only you. it could only happen to you.
if you don't go out with us, what are you gonna do? you're gonna go home and watch biodome and masturbate to texts from your east coast boyfriend and see the facebook pictures from the party when you wake up.
Finished drinking tea out of a red party cup when I was done I flipped it without even thinking
I told her the maid must have stolen all my condoms. She bought it
My lab manual has instructions for making home wine. Room project?
i just remembered that i did the "single ladies" dance ON THE BAR...fuck you slippery nipples i curse the day i discovered you
Can we go out and do something semi fancy soon? I feel like wearing a dress and pretending to be an adult.
I never actually go in the club. I get in line, hit on a chick, and convince her to come drink all she wants for free at my house.
It's astonishing how many Ludacris lyrics you know
So is the trick to long distance communication to be drunk during phone conversations?
You were laying on the floor coloring a "get well soon' card for your liver...
we f'd six times
f'd?
its sunday, i cant say fucked
the guy had "bad bitches only" tattooed above his penis...
I promise your sink was clogged before I threw up in it.
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