Hahaha, sighhhh...I texted him to no response. It's a shame, really...I would gladly exchange my body for pizza rills.
Some man just said he would jack off to my hair color.
three words: i give head
three words: not that well
Soo time for a life change, my 6 yr old sister made my gf a puke bucket for her birthday
I can't wait till you move in so I can stop drinking alone.
it's a Wednesday?
:)
We fist bumped behind their backs while drunk hooking up with them... Do other girls do this too? Or is it just us?
as soon as I stop standing here with one leg up on my bathroom counter admiring my balls, I'm going to go tan. and then you may come over.
230 lb girl across the train from me is giving a dude in a kilt a handjob while he sits in her lap
Fuck underwear. Let's get stoned and eat ravioli.
Ive seen his manscaping faults. Given the choice I'd rather dry hump a cactus
I've been with my family a total of 20 minutes and I'm ready to go on a bender. This is going to be a long weekend.
I'm glad I date someone who likes the simple things. Sex, kittens, and McDonald's.
I have no idea, I usually just project my awkwardness out like a mating call until it draws other awkward members of the opposite sex out from the bushes
I don't know how it started but we all ended up shirtless andI was covered in crawfish and wearing a sombrero.
long story short, he tried to fuck me standing up, toppled over, and now I have four stitches next to my eye
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