you think the cum will come out of moms black shirt?
Ryan Howard.... the only guy who struck out more than me this weekend
and im sitting here waiting for them to work on my car. in a room full of men. that are too old for me. its like a sausage fest nightmare...
So chef boyardee smells exactly the same after you throw it up
i literally discovered the exact same thing last week. i had the lasagna one
ravioli
Considering he believes im part of the 2016 us curling team id say hes pretty drunk
I'd just like to give a shout out to jesus and plan b for making this day possible.
When u wake up, don't be alarmed by the passed out mariachi band, they're cool. Muchos gracias
You were outside the bathroom the gay guy was puking in, screaming "IT GETS BETTER!" over and over again. Good message, poor execution.
I'm sorry for not being sorry about whatever shit I did to you when you were annoying and I was drunk. That is all.
I woke up to a stripper (who added me on Facebook) messaging me reminding me to cancel my card if I can't find it
I don't know man. I fell outside Pizza Hut and an employee had to perform first aid. But I think I got free pizza. So it was worth it.
So it was all good until she started grabbing my beard and telling me to "roar little lion"
I need to be her Aladdin, and show her the world. The sex world.
are you still up? I want to use you for sexual things. you have 35 minutes to respond to this offer.
tell raye i said hi and sorry for bleeding on the limes
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