their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
just went onto Yahoo and the featured article had a picture of one of the Jonas brothers. last two times the featured article was a celebrity's face the headline was "Michael Jackson is Dead" and "Pitchman Billy Mays is Dead" so naturally I got a little excited. Turns out he's just engaged. Who gives a fuck.
Nah, lets use your guy, my drug dealer is going all pineapple express on me
we ran out of wine so you tried to make some by throwing grapes and nail polish remover in a blender.
last time I sleep in the lobby. woke up to some girl asking me what floor I lived on. somebody put me, couch included, on the elevator.
just heard someone say they saw a guy puke while riding a bike across campus without stopping
I have to cancel. My sons dad is out of jail unexpectedly and i'm kinda an emotional wreck. P.s. This is not the life I dreamed of as a little girl.
Pretty sure they aren't letting me back to karaoke night after I screamed "fuck every one of you tasteless hillbillies!!" because I felt they didn't clap loud enough for Jen.
Jameson and I invented street rugby last night. Yeah
Def something wrong w taking plan b with your daughters juice box
I cried at the bouncer while saying I wished he was my father... They had no idea what to do with me.
I have a high opinion of you, you smash bitches. Respect.
it's a shower with the lights off kind of day
Never thought I'd see the day when I got assless chaps in the mail, and yet here we are...
we decided to take the jello everclear shot at the party...didnt think it tasted any different....o dear god...the regret..
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