You don't have asthma, your pregnant
The chick I went home with last night had a happy trail
i fell off the bed in the middle of it, and he yelled "5 second rule" and kept fucking me. i think im in love
He was in a gay KY jelly commercial. Jew male model. Reasons not to sleep with him. Go.
I just noticed she took the "toys" too. That's how you know when it's really over.
My dealer threw in a "freestyle rap" today with my purchase. I dont know if I can handle this relationship.
We saluted the chips to the national anthem before cooking them. The house has to get a munchies fryer
He's the kind you'd bring home and you'd wake up and all your food would be half eaten on the kitchen floor and all your socks would be missing.
I barely remember the girls that I got pregnant, you think I'm gunna remember the ones that played handball
I think you were giving a sex seminar on your kitchen table last night.
Just told my mom I need money for Molly. She was not happy
Hahaha she was way into you and you kept arguing about burritos. It was amazing.
We lost a person.... if you see a man in yellow shorts and nothing else walking around let me know...
The coast is clear - also, would it bother you if I chose not to wear pants?
I'm always down for nudity.
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