At first I felt shameful, waking up naked next to a box of oreos and half a can of cake frosting...then I realized, this could be a bigger discovery than Atlantis.
Free beer happened. I got hammered and aaron did his first keg stand. Then went all martha stewart on redecorating the bathroom. I remember being at walmart
What theme did he decide on for the bathroom?
Well as you know martha loves the northeast this time of year. I believe the theme was 'coney island' decorrated with hot dogs and macaroni
How do you tell if you're on the terrorist watch list?
This morning I proved to myself and all the kids on the playground that I can't puke and drive.
I just got a new temperpedic mattress pad and started smoking weed again in the same week. finding motivation to go to a 9:AM class is close to impossible.
What happened to chicks over dicks?
That rule does not apply to 9 inch dicks..
pretty sure I called you last night to sing Hebrew to you.
U should just post that picture of u two on facebook with the caption, does anyone know this girl? If so please tell her to take plan b, thanks
you reached into a lemon drop to pull out a lemon of someone else's drink..
I've used my house key more to do bumps of coke than I've used it to get in my house.
she's a drunken disney princess. so basically me if i had a crown and no desire for independence.
He left a full handprint on my ass. He called it a "five-star review."
I woke up with clothes on this morning and I'm pretty sure you had something to do with that. Thank you.
We banged in his car behind the burrito place. Google Maps keeps asking me to rate my visit. 5/5, would cum again.
How's the party?
I'm watching two people get flogged. Sothere's that.
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