is it wrong that i woudl like to tie u down to the baby changing station using the straps provided?
Getting high on the stoop of a brownstone in the middle oh harlem. Doesn't get much more hey arnold than this.
I'm like a warm blanket that has sex with you
any advancement on the stomach flu vs. pregnancy scare of '10?
I mean we havent seen each other since december and then bam its cinco de mayo and were having sex under a life guard tower taking tequila shots between each position. no big deal
I think he may have overheard our "how much coke would you fuck me for" conversation last night...
But please don't judge me if i smell like mustard
Does Jim keep sending you pics of him in drag too???? If so, are you also slightly uncomfortable?
My logic for bringing him home was, he's in law school so odds are he wouldn't kill me.
In retrospect i can confidently say that the last two months of our relationship... i was only in it because i didnt wanna lose my list on his netflix account.
I spilled wine on my pillowcase and I figure it's basically my lifeblood so I'm just leaving it
I started keeping track of my period when I realized you had a better grasp of it than me.
Getting a lap dance from a girl you went to high school with really isn't as awkward as you'd think
And she called me out by name, nothing could have made it more awkward but it ended up not being that bad
The weirdest part of it all was wondering if I was going to take off his fanny pack or he was before we fucked
Is there a subtle way to tell him he needs to hydrate? 8 years of yoga and kegels. He has no idea what I’m going to do to him this weekend
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