Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
two pink lines on a pregnancy test is bad, isn't it?
only if you didn't want to fuck up your life.
hahah your definitly as dumb as I think I thought you are. boom roasted.
I think drunk me is telling hungover me something... I just have to crack the code.
i just snorted my name. best moment ever
At least drunk you showered before switching sex partners last night.
rolled over to window for cup of snow instead of leaving bed for water. that's how hungover
And I'm supposed to be surprised that you got another concussion?
She just fell in the river. Meet us downstream with the bottle.
And dont tell me its his job to cockblock me just because he's my boyfriend.
We hooked up. It felt slightly wrong considering he is my foreign exchange student but there's a reason America imports. Foreigners got the goods.
I just want to fuck you then discuss implications of our existence afterwards. Then Doritos and hot tub.
I'm at a loss. By loss I mean singing songs from Wicked and pretending I'm at the Oscars
You use your abs way more than I realized. Btw multiple orgasms is the best thing I've ever discovered.
What? No, wine isn't my weakness, I just love it.
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