scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
All I know is I woke up next to her beside the toilet
you flashed my boyfriend last night so i tackled you to the floor. you may be a bit sore.
I think I want to impress his gay best friend more than him..
if memory serves, the guy you were hooking up with said he was a slutty skittle.
He walked straight into the wall, said "excuse me ma'am" and continued back to his dorm room.
So immediately after we finished having sex she started singing, "The Circle of Life", put her clothes on and then just left. I think I'm in love.
TGIFridays...stall number 1...drunk...send help
Here is your half hour reminder. Meet you at emergency room.
Nah I think he's a bit weirded out I worked out where he lives from a Facebook photo
Trusting in Jesus is not a viable birth control plan.
my gynecologist gave me a high 5 for not getting any STD's since my last visit and said "Way to go Annabeth!" you have twenty seconds to get to my level
2 weeks shy of 25 and all I’m wishing for is a secret admirer who pulls my trash cans to the curb Wednesday morning for me because I always forget to Tuesday’s nights thanks to it being dollar draft night at the local bar
Dude you came into the room last night soak and wet and told me you just took a shit in the shower
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