Hahahaha do you think bella ever gave edward head?
Oh no, it isn't official until she poops.
Are you seriously picking mariokart over a blowjob? nott to sound like a bitch but seriously?
i will pay you if you can come get me. he just suggested that we would have a hockey themed wedding.
Well, I just watched him puke into his pitcher at the bar, I doubt he cares about anything other than the fact that he needs a new beer.
I should have known I was in trouble when you started pouring shots all over me
I give him a gold star every time I orgasm. His room looks like he's freaking King Midas.
I will give you all my nachos to make this happen
I just blew my weed a kiss
So the woman who sold us weed at the park is pregnant. With another small child. And the basket she used to carry the joints is decorated with Barney stickers.
She's like a yuppie Nancy Botwin. She just gets better and better.
Played never have I ever with high schoolers today. Needless to say they brought up threesomes so I had to make a judgement call and decided to not put my finger down
No I don't. You owe me sex and cinnamon rolls.
he was almost the father of your baby, you should let him take you to dinner
Fuck. Totally just had sex instead of studying for econ test in an hour. Gonna get fucked again. HELP ME WITH YOUR EXTENSIVE KNOWLEDGE OF ECON
I wanted to have a threesome but they’re TOO HETERO
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