Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
And i was thinking, 'i'm happy to be underneath you, but i wish you weren't doing THAT.'
so the sex was amazing up until the point where she said "wow, you're even better than your dad!"
She told me she couldnt give me head last night because she was running out of listerine
i failed horribly. studying for that final was as pointless as Vinnie is to Jersey Shore
just had to explain to the health center why i wanted 50 condoms a month.
I gave him head while he watched NASCAR. My future flashed before my eyes.
The bad news is tonight is also a blue moon, ergo, latin, I will have to get 'once in a blue moon' drunk which I feel is significantly more dangerous than IPO drunk
You need to be more adventurous.
I am! Just not in a "I wanna get diseases" way
She has the perfect pussy. Looks like a paper cut with a puff of cotton candy on top.
I'm wearing too many socks to be ok with this.
"I'm 95% straight," he says. Cut to him on his knees...by far the most beautiful guy I've ever fucked.
I accidentally sent my dad a very explicit Star Wars fanfiction and he replied with "That was great!"
He told me I was a good dog mom. I've never been so turned on in my life
I did not get pleasing results from googling “Bob Ross goat”
Randomize
