white trash or talent: driving, 1 hand on the wheel, 1 holding a cell phone & talking & smoking without using hands..in an old beater pickup..
Both
just thinking about him makes my vagina shudder.
What would you have done with a 40 foot neon parrot anyway?
I am dressing up to go buy weed. I need to get out more.
all i remember is that her bootyshorts said 'shameless' and that there was no turning back.
If im still in the bathroom puking when the sirens go off please distract the cops.
Hah, I lost the lenses in my glasses, didn't event notice til this morning... How was the meeting?
We are cuddling. She is so cute when she is too high to be a loud bitch.
Do you think he feels stupid trying to bang girls with his small penis? I'd be embarrassed.
You ruined me. I can't stop referring to everything outside as the "no-walls" ever since you showed me that video while I was tripping balls. My speech may be permanently altered for the rest of earth spins
At least I remembered to wear a bra. I feel like that's a big accomplishment right now
I'M MAKING HIKING PLANS WITH THE GIRL WHO IS DATING MY EX, THAT IS PERSONAL FUCKING GROWTH
Let's celebrate our country being screwed by screwing.
So this morning everyone commended me for puking over the porch. No one else made it that far...
But what is a man profited, if he should gain Joe Biden and lose Alex Trebek?
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