she just made a shot glass out of magazine paper. I love her.
It got kind of awkward when her dad brought home a 20 something asian girl at 3am
Well he can play the xylophone with his erect cock... So he's got that going for him
Brian got his first ever blow job last night. We should make him a scrapbook.
Just so you know, your wedding is in the same place I gave my first bj.
No. If I hated you would get none. Then I would eat them all in front of you and laugh at your tears. Although that hasn't been ruled out for entertainment purposes. Nothing purposeful.
I threw up in a Buffalo Wild Wings and then got a high-five. I really don't understand America
I might be the strongest willed bouncer ever. Earlier tonight a girl flashed me trying to get in. I just replied "Sorry I'm gay", she believed me and left.
He says we're "annoying" but that's an odd word to describe a couple of heroic liquor saiyans
well whats the tarot card for I'm totes going to be schlobbing his cob? because that's in his future.
I'll say this one last time. You are TWENTY FIVE YEARS OLD. You are not going to die alone and this is not the twilight of your life. Stop taking shrooms on your period!!!!
She is carving a little coffin out of some wood for her hamster that died. I'm flying home tonight.
We didn't get home until 4 am. Her mom let us in, confessed that she had sex with someone she worked with and said he had a small penis. I love this family.
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score onr for mom.
But seriously like how many girls do you know that will do that on the first date?
One?
ONE! And it was was glorious!
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