why wash my dick in the morning if you're not there to suck it?
At one point during the moaning he reminded me of Forrest Gump
fter the third song from an iPod commercial played I realized how much that frat sucked.
Alone. In an inflatable pool. Drinking vodka and raspberry lemonade. I don't need approval as much as I need to know you love me still.
It was fun, but I mean, any day that starts with shower tequila is bound to be good.
it's like my freshman wet dream come true
We were sitting in a hot tub debating how drunk we could get by osmosis if we kept spilling our drinks in it. This is what engineering college does to you.
Just casually ripping a bowl in the chicken coop, with the chickens. NBD
The drug dealer had chickens in his house so I know it was good stuff.
I felt guilty, it was so good!
Guilty? Oh great, I give the Jewish mother-in-law of blowjobs.
I think my body is a cloud. This mixture of things is heavenly. Dare was wrong, drugs are awesome.
Just remembered I said your cat looked delicious last night.
I just lectured my ex boyfriend on how to eat a girl out what has my life come to
Oh no. Did we do a blood oath again?!
I'd have to have a ring. Like I don't want to be called "the ex girlfriend that shit on me"
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