so high. i feel like my whole body is a boner
My mother just asked me if i ever swallow the goods...should i be concerned?
on a scale of 1-10how much freaking out is acceptable if you just found a (possibly used) cock ring in the head board that your parents gave you?
I think I suffocated him while I was riding his face
I am ina trunk. Iam in a trunnnnnjkk. I hope its yours. Oh manomanomano. Thids better be your trunk
Did not foresee holding down food at work today to be a struggle today
Cover your phone. Photos of streaking frat guys incoming.
I'm about to start putting my tampons in the microwave for a few seconds these plastics applicators and this weather don't mix
Would jacking off with Benadryl cream be good or bad for the poison oak on my dick?
I did not appreciate your texts about spanking at 3'o'clock this morning.
Side note: Hot guys are now getting with ugly chicks. Alert the media.
I have bruises all over my legs. Did I hit a car with my bike last night?
I just got woken up by that guy wearing a Krispy Kreme hat giving out donuts
well, unfortunately the rug burn lasted longer than the actual relationship
It's dangerous to be this horny at work. I'm gonna stain my desk chair
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