What did I say to him last night?
Something along the lines of "your not here, I'm going to fuck sam. call me later babe, this won't take long, love you"
all in all not a bad night
I woke up on my floor...
I woke up with colors of the wind playing on repeat on my laptop...
and this is why we should make december sharting awareness month.
Just so you know, a true one night stands ends with a 7 minute blow job after eating a sandwich she made for you while the taxi you called for her comes
Why have they been driving around the block for the past 30 min?
He told her it was international road head day.
Dude their dog does tricks for sips of beer. He keeps going up next to people and trying to shake. This is awesome.
I still can't believe he turned down that threesome with us in central park. He must be really committed.
I realize it truly is impossible to burrow under the grass like a mole. Let's not drink for at least another 3 days.
After i finished him. He goes "youre a champion"... Then whispers "forever"
It's okay. I've dumbed down my notes over the semester because I knew I wouldn't be up to understanding things come finals.
I fell off my bed and busted open my chin on the prisoner of azkaban. Somehow missed the almost empty Jose handle next to it. So guess what I was doing last night?
Nothing wrong with a few meaningless hookups. Keeps the mind occupied and the body satisfied
You know you're an upperclassmen when you go to a party with no makeup, wet hair, weed socks, and no shoes, take a shot ski, then leave
Accidentally drunk dialed my mom last night. Started the conversation with "Where you at girl?"
its a recording of you guys having sex?!
its actually 30 minutes of him begging and then 2 minutes of sex.
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