I was to big spoon the shit out of you right now
I'm so hungover and dru,k
if i hurry i can finally have sex while stoned off my ass
godspeed.
i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
thursday was literally the first time i didnt drunk eat since the bush administration and it was only because i was fucking someones boyfriend. making a mental note to do that more often.
He posted a picture of my bra on facebook with the caption "I don't know who I hooked up with last night but if this is yours please come pick it up".
can we meet up so i can piece together the end of my night? for instance, did i jump or fall into a plant?
double majoring has taught me only that psych majors are sluttier than govt majors
Yea.. I remember nothing. Except that the taxi driver was 56 years old and apparently never cheated on his wife.
I think I should just accept my destiny that I'm going to be someone's second wife
My tits sealed my fate
I'm wearing a real bra and real shoes. I look like a fucking lady.
Sorry I need more motivation then McDonalds and mojitos.
No night ever ends well that starts with "you know what this needs? More tequila".
I vote for a trading skills night. You teach me to juggle, I'll teach you knife fighting, and we'll both learn banjo
there's cocaine on the ipad again........... was your sister here last night?
I wish I got tanner on friday but I feel like I spent most of my time puking in the bathroom. I love my life
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