just peed in the tub, threw it on Megan.. she threw more back, I got out and threw toilet water on her.. forecast for tomorrow? pink eye.
I just found 'pokemon orgy' in my search history
Boobs. All I remember is boobs.
bought some hannah montana deodorant. hope it doesnt make me smell untalented
I would have thought, as two of my best friends, you girls could have cought me as I fell out of the shower. There are so many bruises.
you looked at her and told her she looks like the girl you lost your virginity to then told her you wanted to lose it to her again
Drunkkker than when I told the drag queen she was prettier than me
Valentines day isn't about being a couple in love..... It's about chocolate and faking orgasms.
the mechanics of walkigng feel weird right now everyone lools like a demon
what does alcohol mean
Yea... you were given too many get out of jail free cards. God just gave up on you having a healthy and happy vagina.
This would be a good time to bring up the fact that my spider-man fork is MIA
I just face planted on a condom wrapper in my bed...thought of you.
You're so romantic.
I just used a VHS tape as a plate for sanwich
It hurts to hear and I can smell shapes.
Also, totally got laid in my yellow rubber boots and it was awesome.
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