Pretty sure somebody just said 'I used to have a nipple'
that's awkward
Ikea night.
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Insert tab A into swedish slot B
can a staight man not wear seersucker in this town?
Thought you might like this. Had a dance off with an andy bernard look alike and pissed my bed. All in one night.
we've been at disney 20 seconds and she already got the cops called over
Was just grinding with my bio TA. She asked why i wasnt studying
My gaydar just like overheated and exploded watching the male figure skaters on the olympics
I didn't plan on sleeping with him until he told me his mom is deaf.. Then I felt bad.
It is 9pm, let the ass parade to the bars begin
Who invented hangovers? And why did I make out with him and eat an entire can of chilli mixed with hot fries while screaming "YOU ONLY GRADUATE ONCE" last night?
I'm sooo hungover. I fell asleep on top of a car in a parking lot last night. New one to add to the list.
I'll give you some choices for what to get me for Christmas. 1.You naked. 2.You naked 3.You naked.
my new years resolution to eat more toast and mastrubate more often is going well so far.
He made me tacos after the sex. Best date ever!
We're in an alley with a psychic wizard, shes reading our palms
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