My brain says no but my pants say off.
If i see another girl turn you down you should either turn gay or just kill yourself
Thanks for putting pants on me last night. And for calling me a princess.
Taking a semester off always leads to bad things like having a baby or getting married
Speaking of ejaculate, did you get the side of your car cleaned off?
So the bartender from Applebees totally looks like he would take his clothes off for $40
I like how you possess the gift that turns normal guys into strippers
DICK PUNCH EXTRAVAGANZAAAAAA!!!!!
Alive.
So much puke
Impressive. I've never gotten straight denied and then chased the guy naked out of my own apt. I'll remember that next time.
I stole a tiki torch last night and just returned it. Things have been better.
I wanna hang out. The cats don't talk back.
listen I will take literally anything I can get my tiny gay fingers on
Last night was great... In the "I got videotaped making out and getting a handjob on the couch in front of 100 people." kinda way.
I wet willied a stranger last night didn’t I?
I guess we coulda said a little less mature audience and a little more e for everyone.
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