FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
I love my penis, it thinks for me sometimes
He just kept muttering to himself "stabby stabby stabby stabby" while we were boning. I will never be boning him again.
is it bad i banged a 25yr kindergarten teacher last night?
No thats like a top 10
You tried feeding my python vodka through a funnel. Fuck off.
This needs to stop. I just vacuumed the wall. Adderall is a double edged sword.
It was the most graceful puke ever. I just thought she dropped something underneath the bar until she told me what happened.
they're both coked to the gills having a shouting match about the powers and abilities of godzilla. and using the wikipedia entry on the topic to support their respective arguments.
Would it be in bad taste to ask Marky Mark to sign the vibrator I named after him?
So, I was thinking... Since this restraining order doesn't go into affect until monday, that leaves us 5 days to wreck his world.
I have cobwebs on my vagina for halloween. And bats fly out when I open my legs.
He might not have any marketable talents, but the kid dry humps like no other.
we're all going for beer and wings at 7. inflate your girlfriend and bring her along too.
Apparently calling shotgun while getting put into a police car is frowned upon
Let's just say his oral game was lacking. Hell, lacking is too nice of a word to describe it.
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