i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
I texted her sayin "I gotta brush my teethn then Im omw" maybe hint to do the same
It was so delicious I was introducing it to people. Guy from my psych class was like "This is my girlfriend, Erica," and I was like, "This is my milkshake, Oreo."
Before I left he insisted on serenading me with a ukalele. I might be a little bit in love
Big girls don't cry they get day drunk
So this tall girl jumped in our cab and I was like hey I have pics of u on my phone. It wasn't creepy at all
Things my liver can't take in one weekend. Surprise nights off at work and male strippers. Woke up jaundiced.
you walked around drinking beer out of a plunger and telling people it was a goblet...
I gave him a BJ and he left. Coincidentally that's the name of my memoir.
You don't know weird until you've had a musical wet dream about your older brother.
He was so fat that he broke two of my ribs
Maybe it's time to stop screaming I'm a chubby chaser every time you enter a drinking establishment
My relationship: I'm wearing batman panties and a tiara right now trying to get laid and he's doing dishes.
Hey can you send me a pic of your breast with a peace sign in the photo? I'm trying to win a scavenger hunt contest. Thanks so much
It's okay to masturbate while watching the Comey testimony right?
I just put a pill up my vagina. It was little like a quail egg. There is so much happening up there right now.
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