Don't make out with my wife yet
Well to be completely honest its more of a 'i wanna do things to you that your parents would not enjoy hearing about' mood
I just punched cris angel in the balls. I have photos.
And i laid in the yard with carrots on my chest cause i wanted a bunny
I fucked my boyfriend 15 minutes before my pap test. My gyno probably thinks I hate her.
fine. I googled it. you have to eat 5 to die so apparently I'm in the clear.
I knew it was different as soon as you told me you slept with him and didn't tell me about his dick
He gave up on mugging us when Dave wouldn't stop laughing. He was wiggling his finger at the knife and making baby noises and giggling. The guy just walked away.
I really wanna know when trying to grow up turned into try not to throw up.
in the middle of getting head my cat meowed. she looked up , meowed back, and then continued giving me head.
Just broke my collar bone. May not make it to the party.
They had to stop us from skinny dipping in the reflection pool of the Mormon temple.
But now I'm just thinking when he said he "worked for the airline" he actually meant drug smuggling.
You know she's gonna fuck shit up when she shows up in a neon wind-suit
Is there any reason why a taxidermic donkey head is in the shower?
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