WTF why am I in the Atlanta airport?
Iiiiiii almost fall ib the lake
I just saw a license plate that said "Guidete" at college. This proves the world is officially ending in 2012
I feel like every car around me knows I'm driving in my snuggie
You know, it's scary to think that someday I might buy a pregnancy test with pride, not at 2am...
Wow, So this kid just walked into class, yak'd on his lab partner then runs out. Class is now cancelled. I gotta find this kid and Thank him.
I guess it was to be expected that I was put on somebody's list called penis socket.
When I get home we should play "let's see how many Christmas movies we can watch before we start having sex."
I didn't know he had a girlfriend until after we had sex when he said, "Man I really gotta stop cheating on my girlfriend."
HIS NAME IN MY PHONE IS JOSHUA DREAMCHASER I CAN NOT
NO SHAME NOVEMBER
Hahahaha yep. You were picking up the credit card machine and singing to it in Spanish.
Also I just took the BEST ass selfie of my adult life.... it's gonna be a good day haha
Facebook is for cat videos and having better lives than people from high school, period.
Not sure she's stomping around my apartment muttering incoherently about wanting to speak to the colonel
Skipping class. Wanna Drink now?
yea. just give me 15 min to write a paper.
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