i barfeds in our rink
Played the LOTR drinking game last night. Ended up in boxers running thru the lot at ross's place screaming "for frodo"
look to my right... shes dancing like she's playing dance dance revolution and her character is a retarded, drunken moose
There's a sucker born every minute but swallowers are harder to find.
So glad I found your sister.
Got a basket, 50 condoms, some candy, 100 plastic eggs & my bunny costume. Campus will feel my wrath in 2 weeks
i have a new found respect for you. the amount of people you must have cockblocked last night is amazing
Totally just projectile vomited while ridind a bicycle.
You played a drinking game to fat people crying. It's a long climb to the moral high ground, why bother?
The Winnie the Pooh costume was great until you got drunk and started yelling at the kids asking for pictures.
BTW car sex works all the muscle groups. Just sayin. Legs/butt are sore as are arms, back and core.
Literally sucked a dick for ten seconds before I said to myself, this tiny ass penis isn't worth it. My night last night
I think I just found my soul mate...he's wearing a zebra striped onesie and is into Michael Jackson...I'll explain in the morning.
the last thing is remember is that strange guy in the leotard...i woke up in my bed, naked, with a half eaten grilled cheese on my nightstand, a six pack in the fridge, a new pack of cigarettes on my pillow and coke in my purse. apparently i bought some drugs, shopped and cooked. typical.
There better be alcohol at this child's birthday party. Seriously not trying to be entertained by a clown while I'm still sober.
“On a break” is implied when it’s a Russian chick dressed as Black Widow wearing Minnie Mouse ears
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