actually, I'm a sock model
girl! he was asleep with his back to me.he farted and i actually felt the wind blow across my leg.nice
@ a funeral. fucking miss uuuu
I'd steal beers with my tail. If I were a monkey.
It hit me after I slept with his best friends and brother, that maybe I took it a bit far
Dude, we took our shirts off and set our chest hair on fire. That's a low point.
You raise a valid concern
We need to stop sleeping with people based on which NFL team they like.
I don't know if I have the sustained energy level for partying hard
Not a choice. You are mistaking my comments as options. My statements are facts. This is what is happening.
If i want her back i know all i have to do is sleep with a specific handful of her closest friends. That method is tried and true.
Attempted to dodge my boyfriends cum last night and ended up falling off the bed and getting the worlds most painful charlie horse. fuck my life.
Sorry, all I could picture was you jamming your dick into a lemon.
I'm more of a 'talk at me while I stare at you' kinda girl.
Alls I wanted was a fun New Years but I end up fingering a geico sales representative on a futon and giving her a ride to work the next morning
Even in drag you're still better looking than your sister.
Remember the random guy who licked my face when we were at the bar the other night?
Yeah. His name is Andrew. We just met
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