Gfs sis is in town. Its awkwardly obv that we want to fuck each other.
Things I've learned: after you move in with a girl it's much less satisfying to wipe your dick on her sheets after sex because now they're your sheets too
I wish I could google chicago male strippers on my work computer but I don't feel like talking to HR today
my roomate judo was messing around with a girl who recently had a kid, when he was sucking her tits milk came out lmao
I am at a striph cluv. They are ovealls everywhere. I have hot rock botto.
The Masters... another excuse to excessivly start drinking by 1
That's so unfortunate for him bc you can always find another penis, but he's stuck with it
Ive never seen him vulnerable before. He just had surgery and looked so cute on his crutches. like a little baby bird with a broken wing. that i wanted to nurse back to health. with my vagina
Okay. We're coming naked. We need Saran wrap and plastic forks.
I just want to like rub my face on his abs
I need help
You can't have your cake and publicly stick your dick in it too
Hatred of squirrels is the least of my hereditary problems.
Say what you want about my van, but I've got more action there than in my apartment. A body pillow and a joint still go a long way!
This pedicure right now is the most physical I've been with a guy all month
sarahs drunk and is drawing dinosaurs all over the apartment. should i stop her?
whats she drawing them with?
eyeliner
no that's ok
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