She told me she got a 15 on her A.C.T.. that's when I knew it was a done deal.
You act like I'm friends with her or something. I only screw her boyfriend!
Oh yeah.
You thought that the "chillable" logo on the box wine was referring to a city in italy.
my neighbors are having lesbo sex right now.
I'm on my way.
Apparently, there is a horrible ghonorrea out break at our school. Woo! What a way for Loyola to welcome us back.
Ordered a large pizza and definitely just paid the cab driver in pizza slices. I'm glad there's someone out there that's just as fat at heart as we are.
You left your underwear here. I'm hanging it on my door
I just looked at a girl and was like what disease does she have? And then my mind caught up ohhh shes pregnant.
It's like your nipple is comforting my nipple.
wrestling a boy for fruit? sounds suspiciously like foreplay...
People have been asking me if I'm going to the reunion lately. It occurs to me that everyone wants me there to feel that much better about themselves.
So now I can cross "have my ass be someone's phone background" off the bucket list. You know, if it was something I actually had wanted to happen.
i have pictures frm only 4 hours ago that will fucking ruin you so i suggest yuo come get me.
Where are you?
dunno. ask mike. bring pain killers. and underwear. and my dignity.
I'll text you when I have a mental breakdown about it.
Please do.
The waxing lady fingered me during my brazilian. 40 dollars well spent
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