I think we should boobie trap our beer this time using duct tape, rubber bands, seran wrap, and urine. Trust me I have a plan and it will work.
i find it sad that i can no longer sit in the back of class for fear that someone will fart into the heater again.
on a scale of 1-10how much freaking out is acceptable if you just found a (possibly used) cock ring in the head board that your parents gave you?
I'm pretty sure you can't just waltz into a walk in clinic and ask them to de-baby you.
kinda considering buying a life alert for sophmore year
He asked me where I wanted it. I told him in the condom. He stops mid thrust and says "you're no fun" and then blew. Chivalry is semi dead.
heres the thing, we have 120 cans of beer left in the fridge. until thats finished we cant fit food in the fridge
Rush week is fine, only the t-shirts are white and if it rains, the frat boys in their lawn chairs will be treated to 800 freshmen girls in their first wet tshirt contest.
Welcome to college.
I think having a vagina should be considered a skill, give me a break.
bro your seconds weren't very sloppy last night, is everything ok?
Also, did you really start discussing the weather in the middle of telling you my sexual fantasy about you?
Your exhaustion is probably due to your rampant sexual urges and the fact that you live the same life as a raccoon.
Don't let me pee the bed... Its going to be one of those weekends
I remember 2 things. 1. Hanging through the window. 2. And she needing a bucket to puke in. That’s all. I have no other memory.
fyi my negative pregnancy test is taped to the fridge...i'll take it over an A+ any day. be proud.
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