Ummmm the art teacher neighbor asked me to pose nude for her art class for cash.
Did your girl go home? Did she have fun? Can we have our friend back?
Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
it's like i warped into dreamland and the only thing that makes sense is my solo cup
she had a pic of herself in a bikini as the wallpaper on her iPhone... I'm sensing a Tyra banks kinda girl. shit.
Thanks for the birthday present, i had so much fun playing with it
Are you talking about my vagina?
answer the phone. i thought i was eating cheese but it was butter. i ate a lot of it.
I think there was chlamydia in those woods.
Yea, I had a chaperone thankfully. I'm in the fetal position attempting to eat captain crunch now.
She dresses cool and she's mean. And she has fake boobs I feel like I can relate to her on so many levels.
Who showers for four hours?!
It was like a tropical nap.
I feel like these arent even my fingers anymore
Thanks to that wedding, I got to use the term "finger bang" more than I have since high school.
...I think I just watched a boy make a sandwich seductively. What.
I wanted to write an apology letter to my vagina after that.
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