I'm gunna smoke cigs today. I feel like I'm in that powerful and gritty mood which requires them
how's this sound. You, me a box of pink franzia and a night full of possibilities in your basemen. I'll be me. You be you. And we'll see where it goes
I'm not high anymore, I decide when it's done.
He came up there while i was bartending, ate a salad, told me he wanted to divorce me, then tipped me 10 dollars....
I just took my birth control with a water bottle I found in my purse with vodka in it in Spanish class. 10am is still too early for me.
How are you going to come here and fuck on our couch ? That's everyones couch
I'm watching the Brazzers version of Mary Poppins and enjoying it. Volume on and all. 45 minutes.
We peed together in a dark alley while holding hands. That is a bond that can never be broken.
But seriously. What possible excuse could I come up with to ditch my parents on Christmas to go fuck him?
If I woke up in a pillar of smoke I suppose that's a sign right
Nothing like a little " am I gonna shit myself " to spice up the work day
I ripped off the screen and literally supermaned through my bedroom window. That wasted
Finally finished unpacking shit from school n found a bra with no idea whose it is... I miss college so much it hurts sometimes
I told him we can’t see each other today because absence makes the heart grow fonder but mostly I just need to rest my vag
she just sent our roommates a message asking them for a parakeet. are you gonna call later?
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