yeah i was sneaking up to her room and on the way i saw a picture of her and left
I Apparently saved a picture of the Eiffel tower in between 2 pics of his dick. It appears to be the same size. I fucking love Paris.
i wish the dell website had a "did you drink an entire bottle of rum and stepped on your laptop which shattered the screen this weekend and would like to know how to fix it without your parents finding out FAST?" link on their homepage.. i can't be the only one
doing a walk of shame covered in blue food coloring is only embarrassing if you make it embarrassing...actually no its embarrassing on all accounts
Put down the bong. Turn off Hey Arnold. Stop calling me football head.
I love you football head
He tried to take a picture of me naked but only got my ass. I don't know his name but if my butt is a guys wallpaper, that's the one I boned.
I'm in the middle no shirt white shorts humping the white dustbuster next to the guy shooting off the tazer infront of the two guys humping on the bicycle
wow. there is a man who hates the post office more than me. he is causing a scene, this is a snapshot of elderly me.
I just had the worst experience of my life, my grandma found my condoms.
This means I've slept with 2 ppl that live in vans...my life is complete
Why does my therapist keep calling when I jerk off?
I think my teeth are moving, they feel like people.
By god, his vagina is better looking than mine.
Is it a bad thing for a seven year old to call one an alcoholic? Asking for a friend..
I POOPED CONFETTI TOO. Ingested unacceptable amount of it oh my god can I die from this?
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