i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
Pot didnt help. Now Im even sadder but now im afraid of the clouds and the crickets.
chasing schnapps with beer is a terrible idea. never been drunk at 3PM before. please help please please please please
i am positive it's ok to drink. it's just pieces of the plastic knife i forgot was in the blender.
First of all...stop making excuses. Second of all...Fuck the surgeon generals warning
Just flooded the bathroom while masturbating in the shower. Managed to squeege most of it up. Desperately need to get laid.
He broke into my apartment to check his Facebook again, the beer is all gone, and there's a new high score on pac man.
Yeah, he has a kid now! Shit... You know you're all grown up when the people you used to have threesomes with become parents
So... Apparently, "Home" isn't the correct response when a cop asks for your address...
Stripper just cleaned my glasses with her nipple...
I remember puking but I don't remember where. PSA: don't go barefoot around the house
If last night was a preview of 2015, I quit.
Back at condo with chick. What is the condom situation urgent response needed
WTF I can't even get a boyfriend here and you're getting nudes from across the country
It will pretty much be equal to the feeling I had when you let me hold your dick while you were peeing, or when I graduated high school!
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