I would say the hottest chick there looked like Susan Boyle and the ugliest like Bea Arthur
Nice use of current day folklore
Tell mom and/or dad that I am going to be home late. I am really blazed. Don't tell them that part, though.
The world would have a new energy source if someone would just take a blacklight to the backseat of that slut's car
The mystery has been solved. Seagulls have sex doggy-style.
thats the sluttiest christmas spirit ever.
Petty good. I just stapled a 5 dollar bill onto the chest of a sword swallower.
you were leaning up against the wall pulling your shirt up asking girls to dance on you. your courage to do that is both admirable and frightening.
When the cops pulled up I just stood flat against the fence with my hands up while yelling out,"I'm a tree!!"...
Is it too early to start pregaming for St. Patty's?
I just found a weed leaf in my leg hair..
He fucks like those drill things that you see when you think of texas
is it weird that our first time having sex was makeup sex?
I have work in an hour and I'm having trouble with concepts such as 'staying upright' and 'staying conscious'. Tie me to your wrist next time we go out drinking,
We were taking body shots by lunch. I love college.
I thought one was bad but really there are two woman stupid enough to marry our brother...unreal
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