then she came back into the room with a neckbrace on. i thought she was getting ready for the pounding of a lifetime.
just used a paint mixing cup as a shot glass. thank u art school.
all adderall does is make me the grand champion of using wikipedia.
I'm sorry. I know you didn't expect me to be arm deep in vagina when you walked through the door.
at some point i feel off my bar stool straight into the arms of a gay guy. just my luck.
Oh you don't have to buy a shower curtain, I stole the one from her bathroom. It has dolphins on it.
When did we convert life to cartoon?
hey now, it was 6 bucks for 5 shots. you would have lost your panties too.
Go have fun. I'm gonna go shower off the regret.
I feel better now, I have multiple fuck buddies again
it's not rock bottom until you fall down an escalator on the way home from a hookup and have to have you dad come pick your drunkass up at 3am. Adulthood.
I feel like I lost a fight with an 800 lb gorilla made of tequila
My sinuses still burn from snorting red wine last night.
We peed on a building I think...like a building in downtown...not out of view of anyone.
The cat likes watching me spank Michael. I don’t know how to feel about this.
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