all ten of us were sitting in his room with the lights off and staring at his colorful moving screensaver for two hours. That high.
I remember coming home with a cat... I havent seen it all day. Shit.
made the entire pub sing the british national anthem, puked, rallied, then peed in a telephone booth and have pictures to prove it, taking tourism to another level since 2012.
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
I've given up for the day already. I just wanna eat cheesecake and hide from her.
Apparently he's into classy girls that wear sweaters and don't throw up on him when they go out.
I truly just stopped puking in my 730 am calculus class, looked up, corrected my professor, then resumed puking my eyes out. He was both impressed and disgusted.
there's a girl on facebook trying to buy me a pizza. I can't say no... right?
He literally wrote out a schedule. On it, there's a taco break, and a spot where I start crying.
I hate you so much right now. You got us kicked out of my favorite bar because your drunk ass was hogging the Bluetooth jukebox and would play NOTHING but that goddamn skeleton song. IT'S NOT EVEN OCTOBER YET.
Spopky scrzy skeletonssz
He tried to do the do on me last night and my exact words were "stay away from my princess parts. they're renovating."
You are the best. Or certainly adequate for tempering my unholy desires.
That's the nicest thing you've ever said to me.
Also this just in, I think you could see my sequins underwear that say unwrap me through my leggings all day while I hung out with his family
The shitshow that was last night is the gift that just keeps on giving
what do u think we would be doing right now if we were together
Urinating on unicorns
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