Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
next time dont tell jokes :) miss bonerkill
the girl next to me in class just threw up in a waterbottle during our exam.
You can't be mad at me for wanting to drink though, it is the reason we're engaged
You told me to hold on because you had to barf like a dinosaur.
There is a girl in bio drinking beer out of a starbucks cup with a straw
do you think you could subtly ask him about the dimensions of his penis?
You just met him on Thursday, and you've already nicknamed him Golden Penis?
Sorry I was drunk and left blood all over your back seat I was pretending to be in private Rayan and used your thong as a bandage
Yaaaayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy! It has more than one y so my intentions to sleep with you after the drink special ends are clear
I'm drinking your booze since you ate my pop-tarts. I'm telling you this because I still don't think it's a fair trade.
He told me he felt like he was just pistol-whipped by Testicle Man.
Their first impression of me was that I was completely naked. So yeah college hasn't even started yet and I'm already that person.
Is there a lightning bolt coming out of your boner right now?!
Bumble is fuckin insane here. I'm going to break a hip.
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