But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
We just walked into this party and immediately got handed a grilled cheese sandwhich....
Trust me at the end of the night there will be queso smothered places you didn't think it could be smothered
We enjoyed our moment of partial gayness together
She described me as " a caterpillar of adorable quietness that exploded into a slutty butterfly" She definitely nailed it there
Haunted Houses: fun, lame, or love to sneak off and get fingered in the dark alley way?
I got blood in my smoothie but it still tastes ok. Fuck glenfiddich.
Bring a bathing suit and your good liver.
My good liver is still at the dry cleaners. Will my backup liver suffice?
Maybe
She touched my penis and started laughing. She did the same thing when she blew me.
Also topless tea is a thing that happens in our apartment. Ready yourself.
Does puke ruin car paint? Good thing it's raining.
We just had sex on an abandoned logging road while wearing snow shoes. God bless Montana boys.
Update: the condoms are expired and Canadians are NOT to be trusted!
It's all part of my master plan: have him buy me all I can eat pizza and all I can drink beer AND THEN tell him there was no spark and we're better off as friends.
He just got out of surgery, almost died from shooting him self with an arrow.
Randomize
