That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
I stood up and a chip flew out of my shirt and landed in the chip dish. I just walked away.
Tim hortons said i dont meet their criteria. What the fuck criteria is that? You put bagels in an oven.
giving him head while hes talking to his fiancee on the phone about inviting me to their wedding.... im invited. should i go or would that be wrong?
he was fingering me, then looked down and said "i like your socks"
This morning I proved to myself and all the kids on the playground that I can't puke and drive.
i crashed through a building. if that counts then yes, i went out with a bang.
just drunkenly made mashed potatoes at midnight. what have you done for your calorie intake lately?
By the way, thank you for feeding me fries when I was sitting on the floor.
We drove around last night shotting fireworks out the window while they had sex in the back of his car
I wasn't half as drunk as u but u were saying u were a "worm" and u tried to slither out of my grasp
Omg one side of my Labia is asleep. Has that ever happened to you?
" my drug dealer just stopped by and did an elmo impression for my 2 year old nephew."
I'm gonna forget you just shared your personal blowjob aesthetic with me and move on
We watched playoff games and fucked so we could both see the TV. I've now found true love.
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