lol whn u cming hre I nd 2 c ur fce
IF YOU TEXT ME ONE MORE SHORTENED VERSION OF A WORD, THE ONLY THING YOU'LL SEE IS MY FIST IN YOUR FACE.
yea and when she crawled to her room she yelled at a bookbag to "get the fuck out my way"
I sold my books for weed money!
Finals don't start for a week...
Yeah i'm definitely friends with drunk kyle, not sober kyle.
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
I can't wait til my little brother reaches the point where puking doesn't mean we stop drinking
She told me I had to leave by four. We fucked until six thirty and we are the champions played on the way home. Yeah god knew
she's living proof man. somebody has literally pissed in the gene pool
I hope I bought a crossbow. Also I need to not drink that much
Last night I made him sit on my bed and finish my burrito bowl as I chanted "brucey" over and over until he was done like they did in Matilda with the chocolate cake
It seems that Coffee is the true alpha male.
It's just not St. Patrick's Day until someone pukes on your panties.
Why in the hell is there a guy dressed up as a horse passed out in our kitchen.
happy birthday!
He was laying on a lawn chair, fell off onto his stomach and asked, "where'd the stars go?" That high.
They stopped fighting to partake in M&Ms and porn.
Randomize
