I swear to God, I saw my life flash between my legs.
His facebook says he is a fan of "underwater handjobs"
she complimented my bra when we were hooking up. this lesbian thing has its upsides
Dear room mates I tried to shotgun pam in the kitchen. It is slippery. Please be careful. That is all. Love you.
Chapter 6 - how to lose your underwear in chicago
You always have that cute deer in the headlights look. Thats what made showing you my penis for the first time so disconcerting.
I know you all think its cute to drop me off in a different state when I black out, but I can't wake up in family campgrounds asking where I am. These parents are scared.
You will bone me until my eyeballs fall out. This is not a request.
I forgot to lock the bathroom door. He walked in, saw me on the toliet, nodded, and walked back out.
Goddamnit, guys. I got lube all over my kindle.
Oh no. Did we do a blood oath again?!
I don't want to inconvenience you with my dick\n\n
I wonder how vigorously I can jack off in a one person tent without being noticed???
Your friend was nice but you didn't have to bang her in my kitchen...just sayin.
The career specialist read an Onion article to us. Please send help.
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