its summer. and we all know college gfs do not count in summer.
college gfs dont count ever. theyre like getting corn rows in jamaica. you feel cool at the time. then you go home and people make fun of you.
Definitely saw about 20 people at my final that were never present before. It's like seeing who's gonna be serving me fries in 4 years.
she gave me a disgusted look and asked how i could live with myself. because i havent seen the rocky horror picture show. and then dumped me.
The biggest loser is alot easier to jack off to at the end of the season
Just put a dog collar on someone's child.....was a great hit with everyone but his mom.......I think she hates me. I'm okay.with that
She took the bride and groom figures and the top layer of their cake and tried to walk out of the reception with it in her purse.
Well puke fest 2014 just happened
I don't know what you slipped me, but my TV is vomming blood right now. Thanks, jerkoff.
Do you know how close I got to throwing him over the edge of the canyon?
I hate the cold months. Everybody starts hibernating and I start talking to guys I would never normally talk to. You have a drug habit and no license? Perfect candidate for a boyfriend...
Did I tell you he put a lobster carcass on his dick?
He waved at a guy who drove by while we were having sex in the back of a rental car in a hospital parking garage prior to visiting family. Almost made me feel guilty but I liked it too much.
Don't worry. I have logic.... just not morals.
I'm completely creeped out. He's dressed as me. And thinks it's funny.
Just made a secret hand shake with my sisters cat. Boredom at its finest.
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