We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
No, don't ignore my call, i just need to know, whats cuter a pig in boots or a miniature horse sitting down..
Totally smoking with fifteen year olds.
It was still light ouot when we were walking up Pier Ave and she kept asking if she could suck my nipples.
Is it a bad that I spent my 5 year anniversary with my husband texting my ex boyfriend?
I wish all the girls i wanted to sleep with knew how big my dick was then id have a better chance
buying booze in bulk is always a bad idea. i wish there was some direct deposit-like system
mom and dad are leaving for florida on 4/20, this is a sign
I imagine the nuva ring like a bug zapper. It just kills them all.
6 other girls and I took an ice cream truck to the bar when we couldn't get a cab. Best birthday ever.
There's jack Daniels coming out of my eyes instead of tears.
Apparently she has a 10 week old kid, which would explain the hallway effect I was feeling.
All I want is to get as high as I did that time I started hallucinating that my brother was becoming a monkey and I saw my mum on every surface of your room.
He has an accent, blue cross AND gainful employment. Just saying, he's going to urgent care once I'm done with him
I need a conscience and I need it yesterday.
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