do you ever facebook stalk someone so much you think their inside jokes are yours?
Who would have sex with her? She looks like she shops at baby gap
just tried googling 24 hr taco bell and when i typed "24 hour" it autocompleted with fitness. buzzzz killllll
Yea. You cant just squeeze my balls. They are sensitive
He came to my house drunk at two a.m., got in the hot tub, refused to get out until he smoked a blunt, and said "That's what brothers and sisters are for."
Can u check his last FB check in, then come pick me up from there. Blame it on the tequila
I wonder if they have a "21st birthday" section in the hospital..
Fuck you, I'm yelling at a mountain right now
I was proudly and successfully the first girl ever to get kicked out of a the bar for being too drunk last night. Loving spring break.
I apparently asked the bartender for a plastic bag and told her I was gunna puke then grabbed two handles from the bar then put the handles in the plastic bag and left.....
Please don't bang more than two exes at a time, just so I won't get confused.
Em I need to know if his cum tastes like vodka. Report back.
That's when I realized I was probably naked in the wrong bed
Just woke up with only a scarf and my uggs on. i hate partying naked in winter.
Irony: drinking your pre workout supplement out of the cup your Krispy Kreme doughnut holes came in.
Randomize
